10 Things My Therapist Says That Make Me Angry

Funnygirl Sofiya has listed her top 10 least favorite therapistisms.  Shrinks are like broken records these days, aren’t they?  Uptight, no fun, broken records who think the elliptical machine is pathway to happiness.
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10.  “Exercise does wonders for depression!”
9.  “You’re of course aware that alcohol is a depressant?”
8.  “Maybe we should consider medication.”
7.  “It seems like your boyfriend had a point.”
6.  “Maybe we shouldn’t consider medication and just stick to exercise.”
5.  “It’s warm in here, isn’t it, I’m going to turn up the air.”
4.  “You’re of course aware that marijuana can be a depressant?”
3.  “You seem angry.”
2.  “This is going to require a lot of patience and hard work.”
1.  “I no longer take Blue Shield.”
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