Ah, sleep. While naptime was a drag as a kid, it’s a privilege as an adult. Don’t you wish you enjoyed all those naptimes while you could? If only you could bottle sleep and sell it on the black market. That shit would sell out faster than cronuts.
So here’re a few reasons why sleep is absolute BEST:
It’s great exercise.
(Seriously, though. Apparently you burn like 50-100 calories per hour while you’re snoozing. Dayum!)
It inspires the creatively of your friends.
You can do it at work instead of working.
It can improve your sense of balance.
One word: spooning.
It helps prevent the signs of aging. Like wrinkles.
It can make your lunch more delicious!
It can help improve your yoga skills.
It can help you change a tire.
It can get you through that wedding you’ve been dreading.