Do you smell like a bonfire? Is your voice raspy from quoting too many Guy Fawkes-inspired poems? Here’s the tried and true Bonfire Night recovery strategy to assure you’re in tip-top form in the wake of the celebration.
1. Apply an Exfoliating Apricot Mask.
To get rid of the sweat and grime from your Guy Fawkes mask.
2. Watch V for Vendetta on a Loop.
It’s the hair of the dog remedy for seasoned Guy Fawkes Day revelers.
3. Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate.
You probably didn’t drink enough liquids while wearing that mask.
4. Email a British Frenemy about his or her Celebration.
Use Guy Fawkes Day as an icebreaker to reconnect!
5. Listen to The Smiths.
Because they’re a British band.
6. Bake a Meat Pie.
Because it’s a British food!
7. Watch Revenge.
Emily Thorns is the sexy, blonde, female, American version of Fawkes.
8. Hone Your Macrame Effigy-Making Skills for Next Year.
Try starting with Pinterest!
9. See What the Hacktivist Group Anonymous Is Up To.
Their shenanigans are always in just the right festive spirit.
10. Don’t Attempt to Set Anything on Fire.
This is advice you can use the whole year round!
